Throwback literally means THROW IT BACK. PLEASE.
I tried the AWESOME! AMAZING! YUMMY! FRESH-TASTING! CLASSICALLY VINTAGE! Pepsi Throwback today. (I know you’re sensing my enthusiasm is dripping with sarcasm. Or maybe it’s SUGAR.)
All I can say is…
Meh. I’ve had better.
I’d rather have the fake sugar.
Maybe I’m not old enough (sah-WEET!) to remember Mountain Dew cans looking like that, either. I remember the Pepsi cans, but that Mountain Dew doesn’t even look remotely familiar.


