Dear eleventy*-billion people that keep screwing up proper grammar:
Please take note:
Incorrect: Is that washer and dryer on sell this week?
Correct: Is that washer and dryer on sale this week?
Incorrect: Do you sale this comforter in blue?
Correct: Do you sell this comforter in blue?
Incorrect: Sell pending.
Correct: Sale pending.
Sale, sell… two different words. Not one and the same. I have heard these words interchanged with each other NUMEROUS times over the last few weeks, and it is driving me crazy. I am ready to go all red-pen-checker on your asses. Seriously.
Sincerely,
Jenni
* today, and today only, “eleventy” is a word. Because I said so, that’s why.
























